<11/5/10 @ 12:36 AM PST>
- Geez, you go away for two months and look what happens. VCW DIES. ISUXDIX
EMERGES. What's ISUXDIX, you ask? Well, it's certainly not "I Sell Used Xerox,
Digital Interface Xerox". Nor is it even "I SUre Xylophone, Do I Xylophone". No,
dummy, it's "International Society Uv Xtreme Dudes in Xtremeness". Market tests
have shown that all successful wrestling promotions in 2010 need AT LEAST two
uses of "Xtreme" in the title.
- And ISUXDIX isn't fucking around. We've got two shows already uploaded (you
can see them in the Media section), two more taped, and a big PPV being taped on
November 27th. Show 1 ("Episode IV: A New Dick") saw perennial opponents PSYCH
and "The Situation" Chris Mason (new nickname) square off in the first ever
ISUXDIX match. Despite some nefarious tactics by Mason, including the use of a
chair behind the referee's back, PSYCH was able to pull out the win with a
Cradle Piledriver. Next up Zeus McFly took on a blast from the past, his old
nemesis Dr. Unk, who looks to be around more frequently in ISUXDIX than he was
years ago in VCW. Unk, despite some rust, was able to pull off the upset win
against McFly, using the Unnecessary Tracheotomy (Backslide Driver, for lack of
a better term). The main event of the first ever show was the Van-City Saints of
"Big Cat" Scott Henson & Yakuza taking on Special K and a partner of his
choosing. Special K went to Daniel Makabe to ask him to be his partner, only to
find that Makabe will not be actively wrestling with ISUXDIX due to the back
injury he suffered in England last summer. Makabe has, however, taken an office
position as Chief Executive Officer of Matchmaking and Baked Goods. He also
serves as Fire Marshall. Special K turned to former foe Drew Sarian, who has
turned over a new leaf, to be his partner. The two teams went back and forth in
a very competitive match, and after Henson and Yakuza may have had the match won
with a spike Northern Lights Bomb, the bell rang as the strictly-enforced 20
minute time limit expired, resulting in a draw. Post-match, Scott Henson found a
cat mask in his gear bag that did not belong to him, leaving him very perplexed.
Show 2 ("Pride and Prejudicks") found Scott Henson in another tag match, this
time teaming with his opponent from the previous show, Drew Sarian. Pre-match,
as the two were figuring out their game plan, Henson saw a figure wearing the
cat mask that he had found the show before. Before Sarian could turn around to
see what Henson was talking about, the figure was already gone. The two of them
took on the old team of Zeus McFly and Mitch Deppen, the Richmond Horticultural
Society. After SEVERAL miscommunications by McFly and Deppen, Henson tossed
Deppen onto McFly's shoulders and Sarian superkicked them, forcing Deppen to
Crucifix Driver McFly. Henson made the pin and that was all she wrote.
Post-match, Deppen completely snapped on (now former) partner McFly, blaming him
for the loss, as well as most of the problems in his life. He grabbed a steel
chair, promised to "Sean Sylum" him (see the 4/30/05 clip package if you're too
young for that reference), and then did just that, busting him open. It is safe
to say that the RHC will be taking an indefinite hiatus. Also on the show, PSYCH
took on Yakuza J in singles competition. Despite the size disadvantage, PSYCH
continued his winning ways and pulled off what many may call an upset, defeating
Yakuza with a Shooting Star Press.
- Like we said, two shows in the can, more on the way, including our first PPV.
It's a good time right now. ISUXDIX: "Don't be a pussy, it seems legit."
Old News:
2010: January,
February, March, April, May,
June, July, August, September, October
2009:
January, February,
March, April,
May, June,
July, August, September,
October, November, December
2008: January, February, March, April,
May, June,
July, August,
September, October,
November, December
2007:
January, February,
March, April,
May, June,
July, August,
September, October,
November, December
2006:
January, February,
March, April,
May, June,
July, August,
September, October,
November, December
2005:
January, February,
March, April,
May, June,
July, August,
September, October,
November, December
2004:
January, February,
March, April,
May, June,
July, August,
September, October,
November, December
2003: January,
February, March,
April,
May, June,
July, August,
September, October,
November, December
2002: November, December