<5/18/05 @ 2:19 AM PST>
- What's this, an update only two days after a show? I'll be damned. Let's get
right to it. No time was wasted with Yakuza J's return to VCW after an absence
of precisely 4 months, his last match being the bloodbath against Lenny D on
January 15th, as he teamed with partner Daniel Makabe to take on Star Struck.
After some crazy sequences that included a Canadian Destroyer by Chicho to
Makabe off Yakuza's Back among other things, the Bubble Tea Mafia picked up the
win after a floatover into a Trapper Keeper on Chicho by Makabe, who then rolled
him up to his feet RIGHT into a Spinning Northern Lights Bomb by Yakuza J. Big
Al was scheduled to take on Mercury, but only seconds into the match, the other
two members of The In Crowd (Jacob Myles and Chris Mason) interfered and beat
down Al. Ruckus ran in to make the save, much like he did last week, and chased
off the In Crowd. Ruckus and Big Al, now a cohesive team, challenged Mercury and
one other member of The In Crowd to a tag match later in the show, which they
accepted. After this, Jacob Myles was right back out for the first defense of
his Canadian Title, against Nick Price. Myles focussed on his Ligerbomb as his
key move in the match, something he hasn't really done before, and it seemed to
pay off, as he got the win in a grueling 25 minute match, the second longest
Canadian Title match ever (the longest being the Makabe/McFly Barbed Wire
encounter this past March). Next was the tag match set up earlier in the show,
as Big Al and Ruckus took on Mercury and Chris Mason. The In Crowd utilised
their third man on the outside, Jacob Myles, to their advantage throughout the
match, and after a lot of back and forth action were able to take out Ruckus
long enough for Chris Mason to hit the Shooting Star Press on Big Al for the
win. Next was Zeus McFly taking on Sean Sylum in a first-time singles encounter,
and despite the two not really having any prior history with each other, things
got pretty heated pretty quick. During a brawl on the outside, Zeus got NASTILY
busted open and bled all over the place. The two in fact never made it back to
the ring, and the match was ruled a double countout. Sylum punctuated their
encounter with a running powerbomb into the steel railing on the stairway into
the Wrestleplex. When McFly regained his bearings, he challenged Sylum to a
Texas Death Match, based on Sylum's success in his last one against Mercury, at
Scramble Madness 3 in two weeks. The main event was Scott Henson making a second
attempt at returning from his injury, seeing as his first try, a 22 second loss
to Daniel Makabe at the Anniversary show, didn't go so well. Henson took on
PSYCH, who has been on a roll lately, and despite controlling a decent portion
of the match, and hitting a Top-rope Brainbuster right near the end of the
match, Henson ate the pin from a wicked fast 'rana from PSYCH, who used it as a
counter to a Blue Thunder attempt.
- We've got us a big double-shot next week (in theory), so stay tuned.
<5/11/05 @ 5:27 PM PST>
- I really thought I had updated this more recently, but apparently not. We've
had seven shows since the last update, which leaves quite the daunting task as
far as show reports go. But, the longer it's left, the more it will build up, so
let's at least get up to date now. Let's take it show by show:
- 4/9/05: Group Therapy. This was actually one of the better shows this year,
highlighted by the top two matches of Ruckus vs. Scott Henson and Daniel Makabe
vs. Psychotic Kid. Ruckus & Henson went at it for well over 20 minutes, with
Ruckus eventually edging out the win with his Sitdown Backslide. High-profile
singles wins remain elusive for Henson lately, but on the bright side (not for
Henson), a lot of other wrestlers are gaining notoriety at his expense. In the
main, Daniel Makabe, celebrating his 21st birthday, took on Psychotic Kid, a
rivalry we have seen before. Makabe won both of their ladder matches against
each other last year, and Psychotic Kid won two high-profile matches against
Makabe in 2003, including the Best of the Rest 3 finals, so they were pretty
even coming into this one. PK stuck tenaciously to his strategy of taking apart
Makabe's leg, and it paid off as he scored a submission win with a kneebar after
reversing a Makabe Lock attempt. Also on the card, for the first and probably
only time ever, were TWO Juggalo matches. You read that right. He first went
down to some dastardly rulebook tactics by Pistol Pete Cruise after we initially
thought he had won, and then actually DID win against Chris Mason in under 3
minutes to thunderous applause. Ryan Briggs, who was scheduled to return from
injury to take on Big Al in their continuing feud, shocked the world when he
announced Drew Sarian as Al's mystery opponent, filling in for Briggs. Sarian is
(was?) of course Al's tag team partner, but that appears to be all over now, as
Sarian aligned himself with Briggs and was even announced as hailing from
Winnipeg.
- 4/10/05: Nice Match, Wanna Fuck? Part two of a double-shot, and a little
shorter than the previous day. Red Money, after a big win over Scott Henson at
the 150th Show, continued his ways with another impressive victory over Daniel
Makabe. Ruckus and Big Al's match was interrupted by Nick Price with a kendo
stick, as the three of them head toward a rematch of their Dogfight from the
150th show. The main event was a 6 Way Elimination match. There was definitely
some heat early on in the match between Mercury and Sean Sylum, with both
dishing out some hellacious chops on one another. The first elimination came
just over 20 minutes in, after a slow-motion sequence between Scott Henson and
Mercury, when Scott quickly brought things back to real-time, and killed Mercury
with a CRITICAL! and a Screwdriver Emerald Frosion. Johnny Testarossa scored two
very quick pins over Sean Sylum and Scott Henson, with the Swinging Rock Bottom
and Saturday Night Live, respectively. And not long after that, Nick Price took
out Testarossa with a brainbuster. So despite getting two pinfalls in one match,
Testarossa is still without a win in VCW. That left things down to Psychotic Kid
and Nick, and just as it looked Price was on a roll and looking to score
something of an upset win over PK, Big Al returned Nick's favour from earlier in
the night with the kendo stick, allowing PK to pick up the win with the Crucifix
Crossface pin. It was learned not long after this match that Scott Henson
sustained a fairly major injury to his shoulder (AC Joint, specifically) as a
result of landing directly on it from Johnny Testarossa's Saturday Night Live
(Fireman's Carry to DDT). This puts Henson's annual match with Daniel Makabe,
scheduled for the 4/30/05 Anniversary Show, very much in doubt.
- Backyard Experience 2. While we were doing our thing on the weekend of April
9th and 10th, so was Yakuza J in Rhode Island, taking part in [xRw]'s second
bi-annual Backyard Experience. On Day 1, Yakuza took on, and defeated backyard
freelance superstar Chris Frank in what was said to be a very good match. On Day
2, he participated in an Elimination 6-Man tag, and found himself facing a
3-on-1 situation after his partners Soyboy and Jimmy Starbucks had been
eliminated. However, he evened the odds, eliminating AceJack and Machismo from
the opposing team, leaving only himself and "The Outlaw" Dave Winant of UWA.
After the tag match had already gone 34 minutes up to that point, these two went
ANOTHER 15+ minutes, before Yakuza got the win with a Northern Lights Bomb. This
not only did a lot for Yakuza, it also proved that Dave Winant is one of the
most underrated backyarders out there and this may have done something to help
that. For those wondering, Yakuza is completely undefeated on the road, since
his first "road" match at BYF7, a staggering 17 and 0 being his record. He has
singles wins over Skillz, Omega, Mike Wyld, J Spyder, Skuzze, Mythril, AceJack,
Jimmy Starbucks, Anarchy Andy, Soyboy, Jonathan Hitler, Josh Weston, and Chris
Frank, as well as multi-person wins over such people as Matt Schalk, Steve
Shilson, Nick Thorne, Dave Winant, D-Smoothy, Tommy Carolina, and Rickey.
- 4/17/05: Where in the World Is Scott Henson? Much like the elusive Carmen
Sandiego, Scott Henson was nowhere to be found on this show, as he was absent
due to injury. Nevertheless, the troops carried on. Nick Price scored a major
win over Daniel Makabe with the 450 Splash. Price probably wishes he had done
this about a month ago, because he'd be the Canadian Champion. Mercury and Sean
Sylum were unable to resolve their differences stemming from the previous week's
6 Man match, as Sylum was DQ'ed for using the Illegal Brain Strike not once, but
twice. After the DQ, he Brain Struck the ref, as well as several people who
tried to run in and stop him. Clearly it will take more than a regular match to
finalize things between Sylum and Mercury. Psychotic Kid had long been talking
of changing his name, and finally did it on this show, with the shorter and
simpler PSYCH (all caps). He wasn't originally going to wrestle, due to some
nagging injuries, but ended up agreeing to a match with Rotten Rick Randall.
We're glad he did, too, because it led to one of the coolest spots we've seen in
a while, as PSYCH busted out a mini-tramp(~!) and hit a beautiful Running 630
off it onto Randall, followed by a Yang Time off the top for the win. After the
match, Chris Mason ran in on his partner and drilled him with an Angels Wings
ONTO Randall. Mason's motives for this are unknown, but clearly Flip 420 is no
more. That marks the dissolution of two tag teams in as many weeks (Big Al &
Drew Sarian being the other). The main event was a VERY fun Dogfight between
Chris Mason, Jacob Myles, and self-proclaimed King of the Dogfight, Ruckus.
After many a crazy move, Ruckus was able to live up to his title and put Jacob
Myles away with a nasty Psycho Driver for the win.
- 4/24/05: Wrestle, Rinse, Repeat. Big Al and Drew Sarian continued their feud,
with Ryan Briggs pulling the strings for Sarian. This was a 2-of-3 Falls match,
which went all over the building, and even spilled outside. A lot of nasty bumps
were taken by both men, including Al Single-underhook Suplexing Drew Sarian into
the garage door on the outside, and Drew Sarian DDTing Al on top of a dumpster,
which evened the falls at 1-1. After this, Sarian briefly disappeared, only to
re-emerge as Drew Jack with a garbage can full of plunder. After even more
insanity, including the involvement of barbed wire, Al busted out the all-new
Single-Underhook Piledriver to finally put Drew away. Red Money, on a roll with
singles wins over Scott Henson and Daniel Makabe recently, earned himself a
Canadian Title shot against Zeus McFly, but unfortunately succumbed to the
spit-in-the-mouth Camel Clutch. But really, who wouldn't? Chris Mason, now
partner-less (of his own doing), teamed with Mercury to take on the seasoned
team of Star Struck (Red Money & Chicho). Mercury & Mason worked surprisingly
well together, and got what most would call an upset win, at least in the tag
team sense, with a Spinning Heel Kick/Deep End combo on Red Money (who was
working his second match in a row). Mason and Mercury seemed to be on very good
terms, certainly better than Mason and PSYCH after last week, so perhaps this is
more than a one-time thing. Next, Sean Sylum took on Chicho with Mercury as the
Special Referee. Call me crazy, but isn't it a bit of a dick move by the booking
committee to name as the Special Referee a guy who has a problem with one of the
wrestlers in the match? I mean, they're just instigating. This certainly held
true in this match, where, after Sylum had words with Mercury about being a fair
ref, Mercury hit him from behind, allowing Chicho to nail the Cradle Canadian
Destroyer, and administered a fast count for one of the shortest matches in VCW
history. Scott Henson, still on the injury list, was present in an executive
role, and announced that the next week, at the Anniversary show, Mercury and
Sylum would meet in a stipulation match to be named that day. He also announced
that he still didn't know his status for his match with Daniel Makabe at the
Anniversary show. In the main, Ruckus took on Nick Price as the prelude to the
Dogfight involving those two and Big Al the next week. Ruckus got the win with
the Sharpshooter, giving him great momentum going into the Dogfight, a match he
has never lost.
- 4/30/05: 3 Year Wrestleplex Anniversary. One of our biggest shows of the year,
and certainly the fanciest. Faux brick entrance way, shiny blue curtain, strobe
lights, the works. Hey, it's a supershow, right? We kicked off with a match
between two tag partners, though like many (former) VCW teams, there was no ill
will here. Red Money took on Chicho for the first time since last July, and got
the win by reversing a Moonsault Press attempt by Chicho into the Money in the
Bank. Still a very good performance by Chicho, though. Next was two ex-VBW stars
going at it in a Falls Count Anywhere match between "The G.O.A.T." James Blade
and Jimmy Dean. Blade busted out an INSANE Cradle piledriver off the apron
through a table on Jimmy Dean, but surprisingly that wasn't enough. As Blade was
setting up another table, Dean was able to climb to the top rope and hit The
One-Way Ticket to Dreamland through the table, followed by another Ticket on the
broken table for the win. Next up, Sean Sylum and Mercury aimed to settle their
feud in a Texas Death Match. The rules are that pinfalls count anywhere, and
after a pinfall, the person has to answer to a 10-count, and if they can't, the
match is over. The match itself exceeded all expectations, as the two absolutely
brutalized each other. Mercury hit a crazy somersault senton off the punching
bag platform into the unpadded kickboxing ring, they killed each other with
chops, Mercury busted Sean WIDE open with a chair shot to the head, and Sean
finished with his finisher, Everybody to the Limit, off the apron through two
open chairs. Ain't nobody getting up from that. Definitely a crazy damn match
that raised both men's stocks in VCW. Drew Sarian, seconded by Ryan Briggs of
course, defeated Johnny Testarossa after HEAVY interference by Briggs.
Interestingly, Sarian finished with Briggs's own finisher, the Game's End. Jacob
Myles, having sufficiently impressed the booking committee as of late, was
awarded a Canadian Title shot on the prestigious Anniversary, and boy, did he
make the most of it. He busted out some never-before-seen offence, including a
killer top-rope TKO, and a Running Moonsault dive where he somehow landed on his
feet. For some reason, Myles had his hand heavily taped up the entire match, and
people weren't sure why. However, it became ABUNDANTLY clear when Myles SET HIS
HAND ON FIRE and hit the Shoryuken (spinning uppercut) to Zeus McFly to win the
Canadian Title. Motherfucker thinks this is Super Street Fighter II Turbo or
something. Chris Mason definitely got dicked around as far as his match goes.
The main event was originally scheduled to be Lenny D vs. PSYCH for the Triple
Crown. PSYCH was unable to wrestle, so it was changed to Lenny D vs. Chris Mason
for the Triple Crown. However, car problems prevented Lenny from being able to
make it, so THAT had to be scrapped too. Mason finally found an opponent in
Pistol Pete Cruise, but again was screwed, this time by Pete's BC Title
Rulebook. Next was "Desperate Housewife" Scott Henson, competing against
doctor's orders (AC Joint injury), in his annual match with Daniel Makabe. After
a lightning-fast chain wrestling exchange, Makabe countered a La Magistral
attempt with an inside cradle, and pinned Henson in 22 seconds, leaving the
crowd understandably shocked. While he understood that the fans wanted him to
get back in the ring for an immediate rematch, he couldn't risk it because
firstly, he shouldn't have been in the ring in the first place, and secondly, if
Makabe managed to pin him like that again, Henson's career would be damn near
ruined. However, Henson went to the back to find someone to give the fans the
full match they deserved. He returned with Chicho, who he had hand-selected to
take on Daniel Makabe. Obviously it was the right choice, because, after a back
and forth match, Chicho busted out the first ever Top-rope Canadian Destroyer
and beat Daniel Makabe. The main event was the Dogfight rematch from the 150th
Show, featuring Ruckus, who has never lost a Dogfight, Big Al, and Nick Price.
This match had some absolutely nutty stuff in it, and went a record 14 falls
before someone was able to score two pinfalls in a row, and that someone was Big
Al, who beat Nick Price with the Single-underhook Piledriver, and then Ruckus
with the Al Gore. If he wants, Al would presumably have claim to the title "King
of the Dogfight" after dethroning Ruckus in this match.
- 5/6/05: Clusterfuck. A short Friday that was tough to get started, reminiscent
of Bad Friday. A month later, and Jesus is still pissed at us for running a show on
the anniversary of his death. Let it go, buddy! Nevertheless, we did eventually
get started. Earlier in the week, we received the surprising news that Drew
Sarian would be retiring from VCW after this weekend's double-shot. He said that
he may come back, but would most likely be out for a considerable time. In his
second last match, Sarian busted out the Drew Jack gimmick (for probably the
last time in a while) for a very fun brawl with Ruckus, peppered with weapons,
the highlights being a wicked Ruckus powerbomb onto barbed wire, and the finish,
which was, of course, a balcony splash through a table by Drew Jack. The second,
and last, match of the evening was a tag match pitting Nick Price and Canadian
Champion Jacob Myles against Mercury and Chris Mason, so obviously that
Mason/Mercury pairing from two weeks was NOT a one-time thing. Late in the match, Myles became
frustrated with Price, and left the ringside area, leaving Price to be
double-teamed by Mason and Mercury, who picked up the win. Post-match, Mason and
Mercury continued to beat on Nick Price. Jacob Myles returned to the ring,
presumably for the save, but then Myles did an about-face and attacked Nick
Price, now making it 3-on-1. Big Al and Ruckus finally ran in to even things up,
their differences resolved after the Dogfight at the Anniversary show. While the
3-on-3 brawl was going on in the ring, Drew Jack's music once again hit, and he
ran in and cleared EVERYONE out with staple gun shots and Stunners(?). Starting
to understand the significance of the title of the show yet?
- 5/7/05: That Ain't My Baby. Big Al and Ruckus, with something of an alliance
formed stemming from the previous day's show, took on unlikely partners Daniel
Makabe and Zeus McFly. Al & Ruckus worked very well together, and after
delivering simultaneous spinebusters on Makabe and McFly INTO EACH OTHER, they
hit a combination backbreaker hold/Big Al-bow on McFly for the win. Next was
Drew Sarian's retirement match, taking on his favourite opponent, Nick Price.
These two, of course, fought numerous times in the Best-of-9 Legends Match
series, as well as on other occasions. Sarian entered to what is, and probably
always will be, the longest entrance music in the history of VCW: it was a
custom mix of all the music he's used as Drew Sarian, as well as all the legends
music he's used as well. In addition to the music being long, the match was also
the longest singles match Sarian (and Price) has ever wrestled, clocking in at
just under 23 minutes. After TONS of back and forth, Sarian was eventually able
to hit the Top-rope Sunset Powerbomb for the win in his final match. After the
match, Price and Sarian shook hands to the applause of the crowd, but no sooner
had they shaken hands then Chris Mason and Mercury (who, along with Jacob Myles,
are now known as The In Crowd) interrupted things and attacked Sarian. Nick
Price put a stop to the attack and chased Mason and Mercury off with a crowbar,
and left the ring with Sarian, on a good note. The main event was Chris Mason
taking on PSYCH, the tag partner he had turned his back on three weeks prior. In
a backstage interview, Mason finally explained his motives for the attack on
PSYCH. In addition to already having plans to start an alliance with Mercury and
Jacob Myles, Mason also felt that PSYCH was stealing his spotlight, trying to
upstage him and stealing his moves. This all came as quite a surprise to PSYCH,
who thought things were going fine, their team having only suffered one
loss in their entire time together. Nevertheless, PSYCH was more than happy to have this match. He and Mason
absolutely KILLED each other. There are too many spots to name; just watch the
clips when they come out. PSYCH was able to bust out the ultra-murder finisher
he's been talking about for months, the Superdupernatural Driver, which is
basically a combination of the original Psycho Driver and Psycho Driver
2/Supernatural Driver: a Pumphandle Psycho Driver. Absolute death. Before PSYCH
could go for the pin, however, Mercury interfered and received a Superkick for
his troubles. However, this gave Mason ample time to recover, and when PSYCH
brought his attention back to the match, Mason actually hit PSYCH with the same
move that PSYCH just used, and got the win, adding insult to injury. Whew. That
was long. But now we're up to date!
- In addition to Drew Sarian departing VCW, Jimmy McGimmick, who hasn't been
around since February, has officially announced that he will also be out of VCW
indefinitely. We hope to see both men back at some point in the future.
Old News:
2005:
January, February,
March, April
2004:
January, February,
March, April,
May, June,
July, August,
September, October,
November, December
2003: January,
February, March,
April,
May, June,
July, August,
September, October,
November, December
2002: November, December